You may have noticed, or you may not have, that in the ship hanger you can spin your ship. After a certain number of spins a counter appears at the bottom of the screen to let you know how many times you've spun your ship.
As this number goes higher so it decreases the chances of you ever getting laid again or gaining new friends.
Sometimes these are one and the same.
What would be cool, also a little stupid, actually quite stupid but also a little cool, is if your full body avatar, which you can also spin, also had a counter appear at the bottom of its screen once you've reached a certain number of spins.
This would serve no real purpose but, in my view, would be compatible with the apparent CCP sense of humour.